By Emdee David
There is nothing as being us, and also accepting how we have been created, how God has made us, accepting our sexuality, especially these chemicals that run through our blood capillaries and, unfortunately, (or is it the other way round) concentrate its resultant energy between our thighs. That drives us crazy, right? I can hear a loud âyeahâ in your mind.
And when that happens, the mind starts working â âgooglingâ the âsweetestâ and âavailableâ babe around. Most Lagos babes are. Guys, arenât they? And thatâs what we like, right? I can read your mind, guys, because it is exactly like mine. Yeah, but donât be ashamed of that, itâs just how God has created us.
We accept it that way. And it seems girls with high degree of these qualities are the main content (sorry, occupants) of this highly sensual city.
Sweet. Available.
Two endearing words that make guys like me go gaga. I canât forget the lady that lured me into working my transfer from Abuja to Lagos. She used those two words. Did she literally say them? No, I guess she implied them.
And it got to me. Sweet! Available!
Thelma. We met on Facebook. Her pictures were extra fine and so captivating. I viewed them every day. I guess she viewed mine too. There was not picture I posted on my Instagram that she didnât like and comment.
My other followers always saw the love emojis. After a while enjoying our online romance, we decided it was time we met. When Thelma and I met for the first time, it was in an eatery, I was a bit disappointed. Her face was not really as fine as the pictures of her I had seen. Not as tall as well. So, I thought this was going to end right at the beginning. But I had to be calm. She mustnât know my disappointment. What filters cannot do does not exist.
However, her voice was soft and sensual. I couldnât ignore it. My eyes were constantly fixed on her boobs, since her face was not what I expected. Yeah, the boobs made sense. Hmm, the size made up for the near-ugly face. She noticed my gaze and seemed to like it.
âYou like them big, right?â she said. It wasnât a question. I nodded, smiled and then pulled her hands with mine. Her palms were soft and tender. Another plus for her.
âItâs nice seeing you in real lifeâ she said. I couldnât reply because my mind was already working on the data my eyes had sent to my CPU. Each datum was calling for action. I had pulled off her dress and seen the big black nipples dotted on her breasts. My tongue was approaching them when her leg pushed mine under the table and I returned to life.
âSame here,â I borrowed her words which she often used even on phone when I say I missed her.
âWhat were you thinking?â asked Thelma. I smiled.
âYou are so beautiful,â I lied.
âReally?â
âYes.â For your mind.
âThanks, sweetie,â She pronounced the âtâ as ârâ.
No problem. Who cared?
Moments later, we drove to my friendâs apartment where Iâd put up. He was gone for lectures for his professional exams. We sat down, talked more over Irish Cream.
âYou are such a nice guy,â she said. âAnd so sweet.â Hmm! Irish cream at work.
âYou too,â I managed to say. Then she reclined on me. Oh, Irish Cream. My trousers swelled and she noticed.
âCalm down,â she advised, tapping my trousersâ raised flap. But my stubborn boy wouldnât listen. It rose again. Chemicals were running in the blood capillaries, forcing my hands to rest on her boobs. She didnât resist.
Good.
My fingers searched for the position of her nipples. I scratched it softly, and waited for her reactions. I knew what a touch could mean for a woman. She liked to be cuddled. I did that piously. She enjoyed it. My mind kept working fast. I dipped my hand into her blouse, but she gently pulled it back. Not so fast? Sure. All ladies do that at the first time. But we, guys, know the solution.
I touched her ears, neck and ran my fingers on her arms. She squeezed and turned. Her legs were stretching like a dog waking from sleep. Her eyes were closed. This was beyond Irish cream. It was me. I left her for a moment, left her wondering. We call that suspense. She then opened her eyes to see me staring at her.
When she closed them again, I left for a minute or so. I was sure she heard me securing the door locks. Ladies feel relaxed when they are sure the doors are properly locked.
By the time I came back, I pulled out her shoes and put her legs on the cushioned chair.
âThanks, Tony.â She whispered. I only smiled; a sexy and alluring smile. She was shocked when I kissed her toes, but she liked it. Her smile was welcoming and reassuring. During our phone romance, weâd discussed her hot spots, and now, I started to explore her body parts with my magic fingers. I moved from her toes to her legs and then raised her blouse to lick her tummy.

âStop, please, stop,â she whispered, but I knew she didnât mean it, because her fingers were already playing a guitar with my nipples. My boy began to dance Rock âNâ Roll in his prison, crying for freedom as well. I could even feel the little thick tears gathering at the tip.
My hands found their way into her bra by instinct. She moaned, I moaned and the chair moaned too, probable in pain.
âWhat do you want, Tony?â She asked. See question! I pulled her up; her face had transformed with hot desires. What do you want too? Iâd wanted to ask, but didnât, because I knew. When a guy knows what a girl wants, he gives it to her. I sent her short skirt to the floor, escorted by my honourable boxer. A kissing session lasted over ten minutes, which was so passionate. We kissed like just-released prisoners. And at the fullness of time, we both were fulfilled, right on top of a crying cushioned chair.
âYou are so sweet,â I said, and I genuinely meant it.
Emdee David
â is the founder and president of of Africa Entertainment Network, a Writer, Producer and a Media Practitioner.
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